besubversive | (no subject)

I think my roommate must have turned off my alarm clock this weekend, because it never sounded this morning. As a result, I woke up at 7:00 instead of 5:30. Yikes.

Wearing a new dress. One might say it's a little black dress. It has pockets, which is my new favorite feature on dresses. I have so much black in my wardrobe. In fact, a teacher remarked upon that fact while we were in the office together a couple of weeks ago. And then she followed it up with, "Well, black is slimming." That was a big what-the-fuck moment for me. Who says that about someone else's clothing choices? "Oh, you wear so much black. Which is good because you're fat and you probably should do whatever you can to minimize the visual effrontery you pose to other people." INAPPROPRIATE.

Hey, does anyone want to hang out on Valentine's Day? I'm speaking to other singles, who haven't any plans. We could dress in hot ass outfits and watch a cute movie and make food or go out for some and eat fancy cupcakes. Just a thought.