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I think my roommate must have turned off my alarm clock this weekend, because it never sounded this morning. As a result, I woke up at 7:00 instead of 5:30. Yikes.

Wearing a new dress. One might say it's a little black dress. It has pockets, which is my new favorite feature on dresses. I have so much black in my wardrobe. In fact, a teacher remarked upon that fact while we were in the office together a couple of weeks ago. And then she followed it up with, "Well, black is slimming." That was a big what-the-fuck moment for me. Who says that about someone else's clothing choices? "Oh, you wear so much black. Which is good because you're fat and you probably should do whatever you can to minimize the visual effrontery you pose to other people." INAPPROPRIATE.

Hey, does anyone want to hang out on Valentine's Day? I'm speaking to other singles, who haven't any plans. We could dress in hot ass outfits and watch a cute movie and make food or go out for some and eat fancy cupcakes. Just a thought.

Date: 2008-02-11 02:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] br0ken_dolly
whoa, nelly. what a dumb bitch. how rude and inappropriate!

i wear a lot of black too. but it's because i like it and because i'm no good at matching colors. good thing i like black and not white, because of my enormous ass, too. wtf.

jeez.

that shit pisses me right the hell off. i dunno how you didn't haul off and slap her.

Date: 2008-02-11 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
My guess at the time was that she was probably trying to say that she personally found black to be good because it was slimming (although she is already real slim), and doing that Girl Talk kind of thing. Wanting me to agree or whatever. "OMG, aren't periods the worst?!" Like that.

But still, that kind of generalization doesn't always work, and it can be downright offensive!

Date: 2008-02-11 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] go-team-venture.livejournal.com
I'm going to see Unknown Hinson on V-Day. Wish you could come with me.

Date: 2008-02-11 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
Oh, would that I could!

Date: 2008-02-11 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] go-team-venture.livejournal.com
There's nothing like some vampire rockabilly werewolf action on the day of love.

Date: 2008-02-11 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
Love bites?

(You can choose to ignore that. It was supremely cheesy.)

Date: 2008-02-11 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] go-team-venture.livejournal.com
Remember that 80s softcore teen flick "Love at First Bite"?

Date: 2008-02-11 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
Never seen it, should I? Is it good V-Day material?

Date: 2008-02-11 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] go-team-venture.livejournal.com
I lied, I was thinking of "Once Bitten". Which is a terrible movie, so, no, I do not suggest it at all.

Date: 2008-02-11 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
Well, on that recommendation, I'll do my best to avoid it.

Date: 2008-02-11 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tonyinabag.livejournal.com
I DO! come to tulsa stat! :D

Date: 2008-02-11 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besubversive.livejournal.com
It would seriously be so fun! We could wear outfits of matching colors and then go find some trouble to get into!

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