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[besubversive]

1.Taken a picture naked?
I don't know if I've taken a picture while naked, but I have had naked pictures taken of me by both naked and clothed individuals.

2. Made money illegally?
I don't think so.

3. Had a one night stand?
A couple.

4. Been in a fist fight?
Omigosh, no. Although I've traded playful punches with friends and partners.

5. Slept with your best friend?
Whenever he's in town!

6. Had sex in a public place?
Lots of times, actually.

7. Ditched work to have sex?
Work AND school!

8. Slept with a member of the same sex?
Yep.

9. Seen someone die?
This is a weird question to ask in the middle of a sex questionaire. But yes, I have, sort of. I stood by my grandfather's side when they took him off the machines that were keeping him breathing.

10. Ran from the police?
No, but I did run from security guards at an Ani DiFranco concert when I was 15.

11. Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there?
Only once. The drunkest night of my life.

12. Worn your partner's unmentionables?
I occasionally like to wear a partner's cozy briefs, especially if I'm having a particularly painful menstrual cycle. They're like a hug for my uterus.

13. Fallen asleep at work?
Not ASLEEP asleep. I've dozed, though.

14. Used toys in the bedroom?
Some!

15. Ran a red light?
Accidentally.

16. Been fired?
No, not that I can think of.

17. Been in a car accident?
Yes.

18. Pole danced or done a striptease?
I did a sort of striptease once at NOLOSE. It was in a hotel room, during a birthday celebration for someone I knew at the time. There were mojitos and I was serving my famed titcakes! (Which are cupcakes frosted in the likeness of tits.)

19. Loved someone you shouldn't have?
According to other people, yeah.

20. Sang karaoke?
I LOVE KARAOKE.

21. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Quite a lot, actually.

22. Laughed so hard you peed your pants?
A little pee, yes.

23. Caught someone having sex?
Hm. No.

24. Kissed a perfect stranger?
In a Spin The Bottle game, I'm sure.

25. Shaved your partner?
Uhhh, no. Been shaved by a partner? Yes.

26. Given your private parts a nickname?
Not one that ever stuck.

27. Ever gone in public without underwear?
I used to, on occasion. I'd only do it now by request.

28. Had sex on a roof top?
Not yet!

29. Played chicken?
No?

30. Mooned/flashed someone?
I don't think so. Not anyone who wasn't already expecting to see it.

31. Do you sleep naked?
Mostly. I sleep in just panties.

32. Blacked out from drinking?
Sort of. I was concious, apparently, but I sure don't remember a lot.

33. Felt like killing someone?
More like maiming.

34. Had sex more than 5 times in one day?
I think so. Something close to it, anyway.

35. Been with someone because they were in a band?
Hahahaha, no.

36. Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day?
I'd die!

37. Shot a gun?
Once or twice.

38. Gone outside naked?
Mhm, definitely. In places where it was safe to do so.

BONUS QUESTIONS (since this quiz only came with 38):

39. Have you ever had sex while high?
A handful of times. It's nice.

40. Sustained a sex-related injury?
Other than bruises and the occasional scratched mucuous membrane, no. Oh, except that time that I lost my hearing for a week because of an errant blow to the ear.