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[besubversive]

There are two UPS guys I see in the main office on a regular basis. Both are friendly and handsome. I'm looking forward to warm weather, when they start wearing short sleeves and short pants. Something about the tan, coarsely-furred, muscular arms and legs of package-bearers really does it for me. Sometimes I feel bad for objectifying them, but the rest of the time I truly don't.

I cannot stop eating leftovers from our Friday potluck. Mostly blueberry cobbler bars. In fact, I ate them instead of a lunch. Blueberry cobbler bars and some melon. And robin eggs. My tooth is sweeted out for now. Dinner will be all savory. Probably southwest turkey burgers and polenta. I wonder if polenta can be baked/broiled? Maybe if I sprayed the pan with a little olive oil Pam?

Aaaaand I'm tired of liarfaces.

Comments

[go-team-venture.livejournal.com]

When I worked in a warehouse, I tried for the better part of a year to get the UPS guy to sell me one of his shirts.

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

And he didn't? A DAMN shame. Almost all uniforms are hot, but something about that brown... they look like forest rangers, but with big ol' packages (hardee harhar).

[go-team-venture.livejournal.com]

No, they're not allowed to for fear of people posing as UPS guys. Too damn bad. I at least wanted a pair of the brown socks.

[pillowfool.livejournal.com]

I like to broil polenta. also: if you have a george forman or are willing to brave the elements it's great grilled (after it sets, of course)

:)

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good idea. I broiled it and it turned out way better than when I pan fry it.

[angela-la-la.livejournal.com]

Our UPS delivery person is a woman. I don't find her particularly compelling, however. Our regular postal worker isn't such great shakes, either, but the substitute guy? He's very attractive. Very compact and muscular SE Asian gentleman, sleek black hair, lovely smile.

I just wish we had more of a need to use bike couriers. Le rrowr. They smell delicious, and their forearm muscles are always totally lickable.

Let's hang out soon?

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Those forearms really get me worked up. Delivery people with wiry muscles like damn steel cables... WHEW.

And yeah yeah yeah! When's a good time?

[nikscarlett.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you have Comcast OnDemand --- so that i may direct your attention to a certain episode of the Big Gay Sketch Show where the characters objectify a very grunty package handler in ways that i can only imagine are occurring in your brain.

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

YESYESYES. I recently saw that and immediately thought of my own UPS crushes, who aren't as colorful but are definitely as fine-looking in that sexy brown uniform.

"I got the tip in!" HAHAHAHAHA