LTLYM #53

Jan. 2nd, 2008 08:22 pm
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Give advice to yourself in the past.

Advice to Jackie Bolduc at Age 18

1. Stop wearing pajamas in public and to class. Right now it seems like a cool and casual thing to do, but later on you will cringe to see pictures of yourself so frumpy. You should care about yourself more.

2. Do not date Jenny D. at school or Reggie in NYC. The former will never be butch enough and your breakup will cost you friends. The latter smells like a sweaty baseball cap and lies to you.

3. Do not drive to see The Gossip in West Philly. You told your parents that you'd take the train, and if you drive, you will get in an accident and total your perfectly good Volvo station wagon. So take the train.

4. Get some bangs. I don't know why you haven't already realized that your forehead looks funny without them.

5. Choose to work in the library instead of the scene shop for your work study thing. It will benefit you SO much more.

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