besubversive | (no subject)

Today I:

- Chowed on last night's tasty leftovers.
- Watched about 5 episodes of the original season of Twilight Zone on DVD.
- Crocheted a bunch.
- Called an "erotic boutique" to find out if they had some business in stock, which they mostly didn't.
- Found a cute top on which to use part of my Old Navy giftcard. (It's sort of a hoodie t-shirt and is doable in teal and in white with pink stripes or white with navy stripes.)
- Cleaned the stove.

I need:

- My own personal benefactor.
- To get dressed and go to A.C. Moore.
- To put away a ton of dishes.
- More excuses to use my Magic Bullet (Anthony and Jay, don't you agree?).
- The good sense to get out and enjoy this weather.
- Some resolution.

I've been meaning to say this for a while: though it's also kind of weird, it's nice to have positive feedback from one's exes about past bedroom activity. Especially when it's given as a testamonial to one's current beau. I mean, worse things could be said about me than, "She sucks a mean dick." That's gossip I encourage.

Maybe I could put, "sucks a mean dick" on my resume?