TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

[besubversive]

manhans4u: HELLO!
besubversive: Hi.
manhans4u: HEY ! HW R U?
besubversive: Hey! I am fine!
manhans4u: WHAT R U DOING?
besubversive: Typing on entry on Livejournal.com!
besubversive: What are you doing?!?
manhans4u: I WAS SEARCHING SOME PROJECT MATERIALS ON NET
besubversive: OH! OKAY!
manhans4u: WHAT IS UR PROFESSION?
besubversive: I AM A STUDENT! YOU!
manhans4u: I TOO A COMP SCIENCE STUDENT HOPING TO BE SOFTWARE ENGNEER
besubversive: OH WHAT KIND OF SOFTWARE?
manhans4u: LIKE DEVELOPING SOME COMP PROGRAMS FOR BANKING SYSTEM
besubversive: WOW HOT STUFF
manhans4u: YA
manhans4u: AND WHT UR WORK INVOLVES?
besubversive: MY WORK INVOLVES POKING FUN AT THOSE WHO TALK IN ALL CAPS ON INSTANT MESSENGERS!
manhans4u: NICE
besubversive: Isn't it?
manhans4u: REALLY!
besubversive: Sooo... did the hint miss its mark?
manhans4u: ?
manhans4u: DO YOU HAVE SOME THING INTERESTING TO TALK
besubversive: Let's talk about corn dogs.
besubversive: I like them, a lot.
besubversive: Do you?
manhans4u: I DOUBT
besubversive: Hmm. I see. What is a food you like?
manhans4u: CHINESE ,INDIAN
besubversive: Oh, very good. I had Indian food just the other day. Delish.
besubversive: What is your name, by the way?
manhans4u: MANHANS
besubversive: That is your first name?
manhans4u: THAT IS ALL
besubversive: That's your whole name?
manhans4u: YA
besubversive: Like Madonna or Cher?
manhans4u: MADONAA
besubversive: What?
besubversive: Oh, you like Madonna? That's cool.
manhans4u: YA! SHE IS STILL SO HOT
besubversive: People sometimes say I look like her except I'm shorter, fat, wear glasses, have reddish brown hair, and look nothing like her.
manhans4u: REALLLy!
besubversive: It's true.
manhans4u: HEY SEXY MADONNA!
manhans4u: I DONT HAVE DOUBT! YOU MAY
manhans4u: HEY SWEET!
besubversive: Hey you!
manhans4u: WHY ARE YOU GETING SO HOT TEMPERED?
besubversive: I'm not.
besubversive: I'm just excited.
manhans4u: ABT WHT?
besubversive: About the fact that you type in ALL CAPS.
manhans4u: now
manhans4u: is it right?
besubversive: Wonderful.

Comments

corn daaaaaaawg!!

[hq447.livejournal.com]

Stop chatting with those deranged fucking fools on IM. you can talk to me instead. And I'll make sure to end every conversation with "Night Tubs."

Re: corn daaaaaaawg!!

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

Talk to me, then! We can do dirty talk!

Re: corn daaaaaaawg!!

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

PS: The corn dog thing was totally something I did in your memory.

[gender-euphoric.livejournal.com]

I think "HEY SEXY MADONNA!" would make a good ironic tshirt slogan. Maybe the concept could be expanded and turned into a nice feature film.

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

I love the idea!

[-hjarta.livejournal.com]

haha i just fucking spit water all over myself

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

*titters*

[bias-cut.livejournal.com]

Bad bad bad!

I was laughing extremely hard and I couldn't stop when my work phone rang!


*cackles more*

[this-is-not-me.livejournal.com]

which is worst? ALL CAPS or that annoying wHoA d00d crap... or is it people from maine who talk like, i be the man and shit... and what does this have to do with anything? nothing really... now i'm just going on and on about stupid crap... which you might find annoying as well, but for the moment it is highly amusing me.

[gender-euphoric.livejournal.com]

oMg d0oD

[this-is-not-me.livejournal.com]

jay replies to me... but not jackie... i am crushed... :-P

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

I don't like that shit either... but I'm lucky enough not to really ever encounter it. I'd have to question the moral character of sOmEonE WhO tYPed LiKe THiS. Ugh.

[this-is-not-me.livejournal.com]

my world is now better!

[sotoalboroto.livejournal.com]

omg. here i am, busy crying over bad news, and i click on this fine dialogue, and you make me laugh. good onya, J :)

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I could make you feel better. I'm sorry to hear about bad news.

[stone-edge.livejournal.com]

IF I HAD KNOWN THIS WOULD GET YOU GOING, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALL ALONG.

WOOO HOOO!!!

YOU EXCITED YET?

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

Mmm, ALL CAPS, my favorite!

[curlygirrl.livejournal.com]

HEY SEXY MADONNA, WHY ARE YOU SO HOT TEMPERED? THE GUY JUST WANTED TO HAVE AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION, COULDN'T YOU TELL?

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

IT'S TRUE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?