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[besubversive]

Floor meetings are The Devil! Don't leave hair in the shower, no blasting music during quiet hours, don't burn candles, Duh! DUH, I say!

I came back from the store with Blueberry Oolong Tea and a candy bar! I win!

I used pink lipliner as eyeliner and even soap won't take it off! I don't win!

I get to name a kitten! I win!

It is hot as balls in my room! I don't win!

I bought Richard Pryor movies at the dollar store! I really win!

I can't stop talking like this! I don't win!

Survery says: I still win!

Comments

[stone-edge.livejournal.com]

Yes, but are the Schweaty brand balls?

[besubversive.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, definitely. Name brand.