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Aug. 14th, 2008 09:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
besubversiveWhy, why, why do restaurants and food manufacturers think that everyone in Delaware (and maybe the whole US of A) has some kind of weird Cheesesteak Envy?
!!!Attention, Makers and Sellers of Food!!!
I don't want your sucky cheesesteak pizza. Nor do I want your equally sucky cheesesteak calzone, burrito, taco, panini, mcmuffin, salad, omelette, quiche, or toaster pastry. Stop trying to think of new applications for the cheesesteak, because they will inevitably be gross and fake and terrible. If I want a cheesesteak, I will take a trip to South Philadelphia and get one.
!!!Attention, Makers and Sellers of Food!!!
I don't want your sucky cheesesteak pizza. Nor do I want your equally sucky cheesesteak calzone, burrito, taco, panini, mcmuffin, salad, omelette, quiche, or toaster pastry. Stop trying to think of new applications for the cheesesteak, because they will inevitably be gross and fake and terrible. If I want a cheesesteak, I will take a trip to South Philadelphia and get one.
