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[besubversive]

My roommate is watching CMT and a song came on called, "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off."

I'm speechless.

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[bias-cut.livejournal.com]

That's really and truly horrifying.

[sotoalboroto.livejournal.com]

i <3 tequila!

maybe i could turn it into a hard-driving rock ballad...

LOL

well, at least it sounds better than the...you can't overlove your underwear song.

can i just register with you the fact that i can't find my cheetos? where and why could a whole sack have gone?

have a good day.

[hq447.livejournal.com]

I like the you can't over love your underwear song. those fruit of the loom boys are some fine musicians.

[devilscarpet.livejournal.com]

Teehee. That song is great, and by great, I mean, mildly funny and mostly WTF.

[keltikdrag0nfly.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Once, I was in a bar which played a country song which included the line, "Where I come from, we drink our beer from a mason jar."

I couldn't stop laughing.

[dawnmarie727.livejournal.com]

*sigh* um did you see my last post? lol it was the song that was on... i actually love that song i think its hilarious and highly enjoyable.

[surrealkitten.livejournal.com]

omg! my spanish friend was trying to explain a song to me and i thought it was a spanish song but i guess it isn't because this is what she was saying. a-ha!

please. there are way worse country songs. like the one they play at all the Cracker Barrels at 6:42 every morning, "candy, candy/ she eats that messy kind/ candy, candy/ she's sticky all the time."

george carlin did a bit about a country album he wanted to cut, that would include such classic hits as, "your love ran down my leg and now you're gone."

[stone-edge.livejournal.com]

Mariah's better.

[aluminum-siding.livejournal.com]

On note I'm like "GROSS!" and on another I'm like "Oh my god, howww true". Sigh.

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

[hq447.livejournal.com]

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don’t mean nothing
She's just havin fun
Tomorrow she say oh how have I done
friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off