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[besubversive]

I visited CarlyAndMissy's cat this evening. His name is Gary and he is fat, tabbyish, and has the most brilliant blue eyes EVER. I decided I am going to give him tens of thousands of nicknames. His first is Gary Glitter, because he's fat and would look good in sparkly boots. His next name is Chubs, because he likes to do a little chub rub thing on this cardboard scratcher toy. We gave Gary Glitter some catnip and he suddenly looked very paranoid. I want to cuddle him, even though he's a tad greasy.

Someone got pulled over by campus security outside of my residence hall. "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

Bloop bleep.