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I just finished mowing my mother's lawn. Her GIGANTIC lawn. On the tractor mower. In jeans and a sleeveless tshirt and flipflops, with sunscreen applied only to my forearms so that I could let my upper arms catch some rays and maybe even up my farmer's tan. I've got little pieces of grass stuck to my skin and clothes. SEXY.

Admit it, you are SO TURNED ON right now!