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My juicer came today, and I know why. See, I was driving home from several hours of errands and there was hella traffic going on. This USPS truck wanted to get in my lane, and I let a huge gap open in front of me so it could get in, after which the driver of the truck looked very pleased and surprised to have changed lanes so easily. I thought to myself, "Good mail karma, maybe my juicer will come today." Proof is in the puddin'.

There is no real produce here, so I juiced a tomato even though I hate tomato juice. Not one to waste, I drank it up anyway and now I am mega excited to go buy some apples and ginger and melon and stuff.

Magic Bullet (TM) + my Breville juicer + additional future kitchenware purchases = A Infomercial Kitchenwares Party?

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