girly junk TMI

I am bleeding today. The last time I bled, it began a week before Travis and I started dating. Today is a week since we broke up. That makes the bloodless interlude about... oh... a little over 2 months.

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Dear Body,

It's a neat trick, but an automatic reproductive pause during relationships is sort of useless until I start sleeping with bio boys. I liked it when you used to be regular and predictable. Thanks.

-Me

Oooh, I like these gifts.

My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 curlygirrls a-chuckling.
11 boifaces a-drinking.
10 mich_nycs a-kissing.
9 stone_edges a-skipping.
8 munchers a-spinning.
7 wondernuggets a-typing.
6 ohhnurses a-galloping.
5 dark blue hatched_chickens.
4 sleeping hott_pink_punks.
3 Sicilian bonerstores.
2 mouse ihavemeanings.
And a hq447 in a pomegranate tree.
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Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

(I'm trying to imagine you skipping, stone_edge. TeeHee.)

Fill-in-the-blanks meme.

Dear Jackie,

You make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. Remember when I _______ to you? If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. Tomorrow, let's spend the day together and __________. You remind me of __________. My love for you rivals my love for ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)



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Holy Crap! I could totally be related to Jack Kerouac!

His mom's maiden name was Gabrielle-Ange Lévesque and my grandmother's maiden name was Muriel Lévesque and both were from Quebec! And while I realize that there are lots of Lévesques in Quebec, it is still completely possible that Jack Kerouac is distantly related to me.

I have never been interested in genealogy before now.

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Also, as I was driving to the grocery store earlier, I was thinking, "Boy, I sure do love Wikipedia. I wish they had a dictionary, too, because I hate using dictionary.com. They could call it... Wiktionary. Yeaah."

And I noticed, doing my research for an assignment just now, that they TOTALLY have a dictionary, and it's even called Wiktionary. Eerie!