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Dreams:

-Talking to Renae on the phone, and for the first time in years, rehashing all the shitty ways she treated me.
-Lots of wedding dreams. My wedding, others' weddings.
-Some other weird things I can't remember at the moment.




Fallen teacup magnolia petals like the milky and liverspotted hands of my grandmother.

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Today, at 7:23 PM, Elliott K***** was riding his bike in St. Augustine, Florida when he witnessed four rednecks playing hackysack, beers in hand. They were wearing fishing Tshirts and John Deere hats. A wife looked on and children were running amongst the game players. Stunned, Elliott had to turn his bike around and go back to make sure he really saw such a thing. He had, and was amazed.

Also, there was this one time that Elliott was talking to a big group of lesbians and he said something that they thought was meant to offend. They got riled up until he said, "Melissa Ferrick is the hottest thing in the world." After that, they calmed down, and he made sure to wear his M. Ferrick muscle tee around them from then on. I told him that, for extra protection, he could blast "Drive" in his car wherever he went. A guy's gotta be safe.