Because I'm *totally* a hustler.

"I could sell raid to a bug." Hahahahaha.

There's not much that's better than sitting around the room in just undies, snacking on Panera bagels and booty dancing to music videos.

Crawling around in bed.

( How long have you been sitting in the darkness? )

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WHY WHY WHY am I watching the Jeff Foxworthy roast?

(Some red-faced self disclosure - I totally had a Jeff Foxworthy CD when I was about 13.)

((HOLLLLLLY SHIT. This is awful. This lady said some guy was, "Spic enough to get his own show but not greasy enough to keep it." And she said, "Mexicans work more than this guy does." Ohh. Some other dude was like, "I don't know who this woman is... probably a dyke. And this guy... nope... probably gay."))