The Winner!!!

The winner of the Guess Jason's Age Contest is....

_hjarta!!!

[cue confetti, music, and applause!]

Jason is ACTUALLY 17 years old.

Honorable mention goes to devilssnare85, who came so close, but went over with a guess of 18.

Jason regularly gets guesses in person of 24, 27, etc.

In fact, when Jason was 14, Drew and him and I were down at the beach at a little carnival. You know those guys who guess age and weight and stuff? Well, we had him guess Jason's age. He totally said, "Hmmm. 22?"

Crazy!

So, _hjarta, IM me or email me or something with your address, because you've got a big ol' package of party coming your way!

/game show.

Schoolsuck.

I will not die poor and lonely under a bridge.

BUT

I may die slightly above the poverty level, eating ramen alone every night, and totally unfulfilled, working as a secretary or in retail or trying to sell aluminum siding over the phone to The Average American Family (who will be in the middle of dinner and will most certainly hang up on me before I can ask to speak to the head of the household).